If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!
Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head
( Read more... )
Picked up another week at National Library today. YES THANK YOU. I love it there, they have air conditioning, lolly jars, the radio on all the time, AND they pay me for Good Friday and Easter Monday. Even though I hadn't worked those days for two weeks previously or however it works. That is AWESOME. I get about $90 for doing absolutely nothing.
( Read more... )